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It was a beautiful day in space, as beautiful as space could be, but Dennis wasn't happy.  He was missing his favorite student, Alkaline. Just then who would come bounding in then that cute southern belle himself, arms full of guns.  "Mr.Dennis, I just got a new shipment of guns in from gun planet, and I was hoping you could look them over for me, since, y'know, you're the Sexy Gun Teacher." Dennis' eyebrows rose at this comment.  Could it be that Alkaline felt the same way he did?  His heart started to beat a little faster. "Why don't we try them out and see, Alkaline."   His hands ran over the metal from the guns expertly, but his hands